I’m using Akismet, and it’s catching all your rotgut, uninvited links. You are wasting your time by registering here and posting junk. And your “Ooh, nice site. This is so informative!” posts serve only to 1) insult my intelligence, and 2) indicate your lack thereof.

So…

I will be posting this once a week, hoping to ward off would-be spammers.

Again, you are wasting your time and mine. Stop. Go away. Find another blog to pollute. Because you will not succeed here. Ever.