good, you’re here. i was getting hungry.

this is the MonTSteR REPORT.
my name is rob monti.
i’m the original MonTSteR.

the MonTSteR REPORT is my
online lair and personal soapbox,
where i help the world to my musings
and commentary from a Christian

you’re welcome. ;)

please do come in, and enjoy
the multifarious inner workings
of Your One and Only Favorite,
Friendly Neighborhood MonTSteR.

feel free to look around
while i see about dinner. >:D
and watch your step.