good, you’re here. i was getting hungry.

this is the MonTSteR REPORT. my name is rob monti. i’m the original MonTSteR.

the MonTSteR REPORT is my online lair and personal soapbox, where i help the world to my musings and commentary from a Christian perspective.

you’re welcome. ;)

please do come in, and enjoy the multifarious inner workings of Your One and Only Favorite, Friendly Neighborhood MonTSteR.

feel free to look around while i see about dinner. >:D

and do watch your step.