this is the MonTSteR REPORT.
my name is rob monti.
i’m the original MonTSteR.
the MonTSteR REPORT is my
online lair and personal soapbox,
where i help the world to my musings
and commentary from a Christian
please do come in, and enjoy
the multifarious inner workings
of Your One and Only Favorite,
Friendly Neighborhood MonTSteR™.
feel free to look around
while i see about dinner. >:D
and watch your step.